Granville has a large number of bargain spectacles to sell, but will they do anything to improve his customers' eyesight? Encouraged by a self help book Mr Newbold decides to tell Mrs Featherstone how he really feels.

Granville gets a man who claims to be regularly abducted by aliens to boot sales of tins of baked beans for him. Three's a crowd for Leroy as Beth turns up for their date accompanied by her best friend Ruby.

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Granville has a malfunctioning till to deal with, Leroy buys an ice cream van while Eric and Cyril decide it's time to show some macho spirit in the home of the Tour de Yorkshire and get back in the saddle.

Arkwright is long dead and Granville now runs the shop with his daft son Leroy, the result of a one night stand in Blackpool. Granville has inherited his uncle's parsimony, trying to sell nappy rash cream as a body building aid whilst the handsome boy is a hit with the female customers. Granville would like to get back with old flame Mavis, now back on the market, but she is guarded by her fearsome sister Madge though Mrs Featherstone, the one time Black Widow, is extremely interested in a dalliance with Granville - unlike retired nurse Gladys, who is no more interested in Granville than she was in his uncle. Nonetheless, after a trying day with his most annoying customer Wet Eric, Granville realizes that a little affection from the Black Widow may not come amiss. Written by don @ minifie-1