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Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
All Episodes - S07
EPS01
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
EPS02
The Griffins visit a 50s-style diner, where the wait staff dress as celebrities from that decade. Peter hears his favorite song, Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen, on the jukebox and begins dancing and acting stupid. When one of the employees removes the record from the jukebox - the song came out in late 1963, nearly four years after the end of the 1950s decade - Peter buys the record, takes it home and plays it endlessly. He winds up driving everyone crazy with his obsessive fixation on the song; Chris is driven to the brink, while Lois is appalled when she gets a call from the bank stating that Peter had withdrawn most of their savings account (to produce an insipid public service announcement built around Surfin' Bird). Eventually, Brian and Stewie decide they need to take action and, in the middle of the night, team up to steal the record. The next morning, Peter realizes the record is missing and sets out to buy another copy, only to find that a dog and a baby have already ... Written by Brian Rathjen [email protected]
EPS03
Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
EPS04
While on duty at the Mini-Mart, Chris asks Peter for some advice about his sexuality, but Peter - ignoring the fact that his son has asked him a question - decides that he is being sexually harassed and threatens to sue. The store owner responds by giving Peter a coupon redeemable for free gasoline for a year. Lois decides that the family should go on a vacation to Grand Canyon. As the Griffins are packing up to leave, a sleep-famished Stewie wanders from his car seat and goes into the house to sleep. Everyone fails to notice that Stewie is not in the car - he has been left home alone. As the other Griffins partake in road-trip activities - such as singing Bette Midler's The Rose and engaging with Glenn in a road rage incident - Stewie frolics around the house, doing whatever he pleases. When the Griffins arrive at the site of the 9/11 attacks in New York City, Lois finally sees that Stewie is not in the car and must have been left behind at home. Lois calls Quagmire and Cleveland ... Written by Brian Rathjen [email protected]
EPS05
Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
EPS06
Peter is bored at work one day and decides to use the executive bathroom. When he learns the lavish washroom is reserved only for company executives, Peter decides to do well at work so he can get an executive's job when it opens up. In the process, he accidentally blows up a children's hospital, killing everyone inside. Still, Angela is impressed enough to recommend him for an opening ... until the human resources department points out that Peter never completed the third grade. Peter decides to go back to elementary school, where he continually acts like a buffoon and insults the teacher and his classmates. Later, despite his poor academic skills, he is picked to participate in the school spelling bee. After doing badly, he spells lesbians correctly (after the class brain falters) and is allowed to pass. Alas, when he returns to the brewery, there is no job waiting for Peter ... only an arrest warrant for blowing up the children's hospital. Peter is sent to prison ... but only ... Written by Brian Rathjen [email protected]
EPS07
The guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on
EPS08
Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
EPS09
Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
EPS10
Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
EPS11
Meg becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation to Quahog.
EPS12
Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
EPS13
When Peter takes Stewie to the gym to learn weightlifting (after Stewie loses a fight with young Susie Swanson), he allows an unscrupulous trainer to inject Stewie with steroids. Stewie - a mini-muscle man - asserts himself to Brian after the dog warns him about the ill effects of steroids. Meanwhile, Connie D'Amico learns what it is like to walk in Meg's shoes after she asks Chris out (intending it to be a short-lived relationship), the relationship actually goes somewhere then, at a party at the Griffins (where Meg is not invited), Chris breaks up with Connie to date two other girls. Written by Brian Rathjen [email protected]
EPS14
Brian dates Hills star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
EPS15
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies Stand by Me, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption.
EPS16
The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.