After escaping from Sergeant Healy on stolen bikes Jock schools Conor in how to get a girlfriend but Principal Walsh is unhappy at seeing the boys with his daughters. His wife Orla is more relaxed and invites the boys to a barbecue but when the principal challenges Conor to a wrestling match things end badly - very badly. Written by don @ minifie-1

The boys persuade the principal's daughters to spend a day out with them - on stolen bicycles. A proposed group swim goes wrong when it attracts unwanted attention and a picnic is an equal failure. The day is saved however by a visit to Jock's mother's grave and the appearance of a school of whales. Written by don @ minifie-1

When their fridge breaks down Mairead and Conor set off for a farm at Skibereen to get a new - second-hand - one, taking Jock, rather against Mairead's wishes. After a bizarre way of changing a tyre and an encounter with an electric fence they reach their destination and obtain the fridge - along with a new passenger. Back home Mairead expresses her dislike of Jock but something happens to change her mind. Written by don @ minifie-1

With Jock living with the McSweeneys more cash is needed so the boys join Mairead working at the fishmongers. The wages are low so they decide to steal and sell on a giant tuna. Not only do they bungle it but Sergeant Healy finds out. Fortunately he is dating Mairead so keeps quiet for her sake and persuades the boys to show how much she means to them. Written by don @ minifie-1

The boys take Linda and the pregnant Siobhan to the cinema by bus but Jock has just stolen from a shop wearing a Billy Murphy mask and a vengeful, knife-wielding Billy hi-jacks the bus with Mairead and Tony Healy in pursuit. Soon the chase is on national news though Siobhan has her own news for Jock whilst Linda and Conor share their first kiss. Ultimately the passengers enjoy their experience so much that when the Garda stops the bus they decide to help Billy. Written by don @ minifie-1