Camilla thinks she has found a new friend in Prime Minister Theresa May and is determined to persuade Prince Charles to help secure a trade deal with the Chinese - but is she just a pawn in the PM's game.

Kate is reluctant to join a pheasant shoot at Sandringham, Harry seeks revenge on Johnny and Wills stumbles across his father identical twin, Chuck.

Kate and Wills visit Charles' traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset. Pippa ponders whether she should leave Johnny after discovering that he has lost his fortune.

Whilst staying at Balmoral Kate, having seen 'Train-spotting', successfully cures the Scottish drugs problem by taking heroin on-line and Wills has a romantic encounter with a disguised Nicola Sturgeon, the SNP leader, which changes her mind regarding Scots independence. PM Theresa May also arrives, canvassing to keep Scotland in the United Kingdom, and Camilla sets out to kill her, thus giving Charles ultimate power, and appears to succeed. Less successful are Fergie and her daughters in their bid to seduce Canadian premier Justin Trudeau but Pippa has more luck in splitting Harry from Meghan, who has landed a role in television soap 'Hollyoaks'. Written by don @ minifie-1