Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest anti-heroin public service announcement. Optimus Prime, leader of the Transformers, falls prey to prostate cancer.

The secret lives of nature's most fascinating beasts are exposed in Secrets of the Animal Kingdom. Testicles are terrorized in Ode to the Nut Shot.

The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Enjoy instant nostalgia with That '00s Show.

America sends Harrison Ford into space to take out a killer asteroid in Meteorgeddon.

The tooth fairy stumbles into murder in Tooth and Consequences. The world's most terrifying supervillains get stuck in traffic.

The secrets of The Crying Game, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in Welcome to the Spoilers. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral.

A teenage girl gets a fashion makeover in Pimp My Sister. The Surreal Life gang gets sent on mission to destroy an enchanted ring.

Jesus Christ hunts down his greatest nemesis, Tarantino-style, in Kill Bunny. The hottest game show from Japan is here: Who Poop Last?

The last surviving member of N*Sync, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament. Check out a little scrambled porn on your 1980s-era cable box. M. Night Shyamalan has endless fake-outs in store for viewers in The Twist. Written by Anonymous

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in Hollywood Spotlight. Masters of the Universe is rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape.

William Shatner's toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be in Can We Handle the Truth?

The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright Brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in Educational Wrestling Federation.

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson.

Michael Knight's talking car parties hard in KITT's Day Out. A brawl rocks the nursing home in Grandma Fu.

Scandal at the North Pole is revealed in Unsolved Case Files: Claus and Effect. The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower and minimal intelligence.