Naïve but well-meaning Simon Porter starts his first day as a hospital porter and is set up by stroppy colleague Frankie who charges him with delivering a dead rabbi to the mortuary. Trapped in a broken lift he gets a call from the deceased's daughter and tells her her father is still alive. When she comes to visit Simon apparently performs a miracle whilst fellow porter Tillman uses unorthodox methods with suicidal patient Mark. Written by don @ minifie-1

In an effort to impress Lucy, Simon makes a grand gesture of offering his kidney to a young transplant patient - knowing the odds of it matching are a million to one. But because of a selfish act by Frankie, it looks like Karma is going to make him go through with it.

Millionaire Gary 'Hutch' Hutchinson comes to hospital needing a hip replacement after running countless marathons for charity and Lucy is beguiled by him. Meanwhile Simon impresses administrator Jane Bison with Baby Brother, an efficiency-saving tracking device but Frankie, fearing it will make her redundant, misuses it and gets sacked after Simon reports her. So, when Simon gets the chance to escort Lucy to a charity dinner hosted by Hutch she sees the opportunity for revenge, leading to public humiliation for Simon and possible dismissal. Fortunately Hutch is on his side. Written by don @ minifie-1