Mark and Jeremy compete for the attentions of their attractive neighbor Toni.

Mark wants Jeremy to get a job in the same office as him so he can pay his share of the rent, however Jeremy isn't keen on the idea. Mark also worries whether Sophie, a co-worker he fancies, may or may not think he's a Nazi.

Mark and Jeremy go out to a party, where Mark strikes up conversation with a teenage goth. The three go with Toni to a bowling alley, where Mark embarrassingly runs into Sophie, who's going out with a work colleague.

Mark begins to forge a partnership with his idol, business guru Alan Johnson, and begins to change his behaviour to be more like Johnson. Meanwhile, a displeased Jeremy tries to think back to the bad thing he did with Super Hans in a drug-heavy weekend. Written by two_green_bottles

Mark is angry at Sophie when she gets promoted for a job instead of him, when she told him she wasn't going to apply for it. Jeremy gets a job at a recording studio, which results in Super Hans having an affair with Toni after he brings her in in order to impress her. Written by two_green_bottles

Jeremy's uncle dies from terminal illness, providing the perfect opportunity for Mark to ask Sophie to be his date to the funeral. Jeremy finds out his uncle died from a hereditary illness and worries that he might have it. Written by two_green_bottles