Old friends Sean and Christian are partners in a plastic surgery office. Their relationship is under fire after Christian operates on a Colombian drug lord who pays him in drug money. Sean's family life is also in upheaval, and he is headed for a mid-life crisis. Written by Anonymous

Twin sisters want plastic surgery done to look different from each other. Meanwhile, Sean moves out so he can experience life as a single man. Matt decides to try and perform a circumcision on himself after his girlfriend sees his penis. Also, Christian is plagued with romantic thoughts of Julia. Written by Anonymous

Sean and Julia discover Matt has tried to circumcise himself and try to stage an intervention to his personal situation. The business is sued by a faithful client, the plastic surgery-addict Ms. Gruber, after Sean accidentally leaves a surgical tool inside of her body. Meanwhile, Christian and Grace struggle with a mentally unstable patient. Written by Anonymous

Wallis Forsythe is a pornography mogul who meets Christian at a party and agrees to send some business his way. Merrill Bobolit is a hack surgeon who's more successful than Sean and Christian because of his willingness to take on any client. Both team up for Sean and Christian's practice for Forsythe's easy money and Bobolit's sleazy competition to inject a dose of conflict into Sean and Christian's partnership. Written by Anonymous

Sean and Christian have a patient who wants to marry his girlfriend, who is Japanese. However her parents will not approve of any boyfriend who isn't Japanese. Kurt wants the approval of her family so he wants surgery on his eyes to look Japanese. Julia is given a pregnancy scare when she sees the result of her pregnancy test. Sean and Julia begin talking and she gets upset about how he became successful and she never got to be, and then she tells him that she is pregnant. Grace recommends that Christian goes to sex addicts anonymous meetings. Christian goes to a meeting and meets a woman named Gina who is also a sex addict, they later hook-up that night. Julia has so much stress, because she was beginning to get her life back, but now history is repeating itself, she later miscarries. Sean tells her how she never really wanted the baby. Written by Anonymous

Someone is vandalizing Christian's possessions, and he attempts to find the culprit. He first blames a girl he has recently slept with and kicked out of bed, named Gina. Gina says she is not the one who has been doing these things to him, but Christina still believes otherwise. A chemotherapy patient named Megan O'Hara is considering breast implants because of the radiation poisoning she is diagnosed with, she cannot have children and would like to get breast implants for her husband Jim. Sean is very interested in Megan and begins to develop feelings for her. Matt finds himself in a threesome with Vanessa and Ridley only noticing that he is not wanted. Written by Anonymous

Christian's difficulties with Kimber are growing when his feelings for Julia are revealed. While Jude and Julia are studying Jude tells Julia about his dream of wanting to become a plastic surgeon. He is later hired as an intern only to cause more problems. Julia finds a half naked picture of Jude and decides to keep it for herself. Sean later finds the picture of Jude and fires him quickly after. Matt is caught mid-threesome by Julia, so Julia sits down with the other girls parents and secrets come out on what exactly is going on between the three. Written by Anonymous

Matt and his Jewish schoolmate enjoy training him how to live as devout Jew without truly believing and use marijuana, but accidentally hit a 16-year old girl which was tying her shoelaces and just stood up unnoticed while Matt was driving. They thought it was just an animal and left, but Sean reads in the paper about the Cara Fitzgerald case. Miss Devon Greco wants her nose changed because it reminds her of her abusive real father, Christian refuses the case as unrealistic expectations. Michael Shannon insists Dr. Troy (literally) handles the embarrassing birthmark-removal from his ball-sack 'in time for his expensive honeymoon' within two weeks. The boys learn Cara is a model student; Matt visits her in hospital, as coma patient, where he meets her mother Kate, pretending to be a member of the prayer club she founded and learns her family are Christian Scientists, hence refuse drugs. Seans lover Megan O'Hara insists on breast implants after cancer and a divorce. Psychiatrist Grace ... Written by KGF Vissers

However hard sexy Kimber Henry tries to please Dr. Christian Troy, she's not the unborn woman who can hold on to his lust, let alone love, while Dr. Merril Bobolit has no hotter dream then a girl that beautiful and dumb, so they plan to 'trade' her for his Lamborghini and do a good job breaking him and her up, only even she can't love buffoon Merril for his money. Sean still has a hot affair with Megan O'Hara, but promises to dump her after accidentally confessing to Matt, thinking to be caught while the boy actually came to discuss whether Gods omniscience is enough reason to confess about Cara. Julia is made to believe by their jealous fellow college med-student Suzanne that her lover Jude, also her personal trainer, only does that work to find clients as call-boy; when she tells him to confess, he comes clean his British accent is fake, but she doesn't believe that's his only pretense. Patient Sophia Lopez is preparing for her sex-realignment operation, but the supportive ... Written by KGF Vissers

Sean is shocked Christian, who operates a patient with hospital phobia whose fingers got severed, switched middle- and index finger and didn't even admit it when Liz pointed the error out; Christian now completely loses his professional self-respect. Megan's doctor warns her the benefits of treatments no longer outweigh the contras; tired of fighting she decides after throwing up in a fancy restaurant she wants euthanasia. Sumner Charles asks a scrotum lift, his fiancée Mrs. Grubman a vaginal rejuvenation, and demands both under her free deal but Sean must do her. Both surgeons and Merril Bobolit must take an official 10-yearly test, on cadaver heads; Troy fears he'll fail because his, an old lady, is too small, so Sean suggests he practices- hearing about a similar woman's recent accident, he goes to the morgue for the Jane Doe- the night clerk allows it in exchange for a chin job. Sean imagines his cadaver head starts talking to him about Megan and Julia, which convinces him to help... Written by KGF Vissers

Patience Miss Montana Caine?Keane wants her 'tankls' fixed, a contraction for 'tank-ankles', alias piano legs or suspension bridges, and her visible veins. Her irrational tantrums while being prepared for the OR lead to consultation of her shrink Dr. Reed, who explains she had over 20 personalities, of which only Montana and Sassy, the gate-keeper who controls the appearance of all others, remain 'in harmony'. Grace Santiago is angry not to have been consulted earlier, Sean reminds her she has no equal position, and neither he nor Dr. Troy had feelings for her while having sex. When she tells Montana operating is only the last option, Sassy attacks her and an aggressive third personality reappears, Justice, who threatens to raise numerous 'us'. Christian gets a visits from his nymphomaniac ex Gina Russo, who announces she's pregnant- from him; she demands his support, threatening with an abortion otherwise after a week; at AA he accepts to pay, but is a day late, so she calls him ... Written by KGF Vissers

The plastic surgeons operate a Latino woman with bad breast implants, but find out these are just a customs deception devised to turn would-be immigrants into couriers by their spooky acquaintance, Colombian drug baron Eduardo Escobar, who forces them to 'harvest' more of those cocaine packages, in addition to paying him a fortune they can't raise so fast, even selling precious assets. At the same time nymphomaniac Gina Russo bleeds Christian financially and emotionally in the name for her/their baby. Meanwhile Julia is the only member of her Pilates class that doesn't blackball Sophia, the transsexual. Written by KGF Vissers

The surgeons are still forced to harvest drugs from breast implants for Colombian cartel monster Escobar Gallardo. Christian gets a cold reception from bride Kimber when he visits Dr. Merril Bobolit's place to demand he retracts an advert showing her, Troy's masterpiece, off as his work. Julia coaches mother-to-be Gina and defends Christian's father potential. Mr. Parks wants tail hair of his show dog transplanted to Sir Winston's head; $150,000 is more then they can afford to refuse, yet Sean's ethical objections prevail- Merril gets the patient but kills him. Julia offers Sean her wedding ring for sale even though their marriage will never be fine again. Gina gets Christian to have sex with her to speed up her painful pregnancy; shortly after he delivers her, but gets a rude shock: the baby is black, yet he still considers him his son. Escobar demands the docs help him branch out to organ harvesting; when Sean refuses, he shoots nurse Liz in the leg. Sean buys a gun, but is unable ... Written by KGF Vissers