After being laid off from his job writing for a men's magazine, Henry moves in with his cranky, outspoken father, Ed.

Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.

When Ed and Henry go out to a restaurant, the waiter claims that Ed got him fired from his last job and refuses to serve him until he apologizes. Henry takes the man's side. Ed refuses. Later Ed tries to go incognito but the man still recognizes him and still refuses to serve him. The manager upon seeing the situation, sides with Ed and fires the man. When Henry learns what happened he tells Ed this is typical behavior. When Ed asks what he's talking about. Henry says he never apologized to his mother for his cheating. Written by [email protected]

Henry asks a girl out on a date. She says yes on the condition that he bring his father along so that she could fix him up with her aunt. Ed and the aunt hit it off, they even make plans for another date. When Henry leaves the table, his date tells her aunt that she's not feeling it from him but her aunt tells to suck it up cause she wants to go out with Ed again. Ed upon learning this wants to tell Henry but Vince convinces him not to. Because he might not be able to handle the rejection. So when they go their next date, Henry tries to impress her but Ed tries to keep him from making a fool of himself without telling him how she feels. Written by [email protected]

Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship. Written by CBS Publicity

Henry goes to a job interview and when he gives some of his ideas the man interviewing him doesn't like them. Then Ed calls while the interview is going on and hearing the conversation Henry is having with his father and learning that Henry had to go live with his father after losing his job, the man interviewing Henry thinks it could be a good article. When Ed learns what Henry is doing he wants him to quash it because he doesn't want to be ridiculed but Henry says he already turned it in. Vince and Bonnie befriend another Realtor couple who are suppose to be the best but they regret it. Written by [email protected]

Henry decides he wants to find a girl who is a little more exciting. Vince invites his father to have dinner with them for the umpteenth time and Bonnie tells him not to expect him to show up which he doesn't. It all stems from Ed not being affectionate to him. Bonnie asks Henry to watch their dog but when he has to go he leaves the dog with Ed who says he won't take care of him. But he takes a liking to the dog and when he has to go Ed misses him. He then shows up at Vince's for dinner but spends more time with the dog which gets to Vince. Bonnie's boss takes away a very expensive listing from her but upon seeing Henry offers it back if she can have Henry and when Henry learns she's looking for some action he agrees until he sees what she has in mind. Written by [email protected]

When Ed's commander is the Navy comes for reunion with some other Navy buddies, he lets him stay with him. He tells Henry to stay with his brother cause he's putting his friend up in Henry's room. While at his brother he catches a glimpse of his brother's wife naked. And Ed's friend makes a lot derogatory remarks about homosexuals which offends Tim and Ed doesn't stand up for him. Written by [email protected]

A life coach whose motto is Want it, see it happen, or as she calls it WISH. Ed thinks she's trying to pull a fast one especially when Vince and Bonnie attend one of her seminars and they decide to quit their jobs so that they could start their own Realtor business. Problem is how do they start. Ed learns that Henry is going to her seminar to write an article. He goes there and the woman pulls Ed to talk and Ed is skeptical but she thinks she can convince him she's real and WISHing works. Written by [email protected]

Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.

Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.

Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.

Vince and Bonnie learn their marriage is not legal so they plan to get married again. Bonnie asks her dad to come. But Ed is not keen on it because during their last wedding, instead of being at the wedding, her father was gambling and when he fell in the hole, Ed was the one who had to bail him out. But Bonnie says he's changed but Ed doesn't believe it. Written by [email protected]

When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a 'Stache-Off to see who can grow a mustache faster.

Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an egg-centric gift.

With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.

A girl contacts Henry saying she likes his column so they go out. When she meets Ed, she says things that Ed finds peculiar, which makes Ed wonder if he has some ties to her. Vince and Bonnie go on a reality show hoping it will help their business. Written by [email protected]