Kicking off an all new season, Carlos takes a look back at all the stupidity he missed on break, reveals his big secret in 'Wetback Mountain, and reminds you to 'Act Your Age.'

Carlos takes on Kanye West and his ego, hits the streets to see if it's harder out there for women or men, and introduces us to some lady dancers who are big on moves and in a lot of other ways too.

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Carlos takes on the hot topic of illegal immigration, hits the streets to investigate if people should hit their kids, and gives his exclusive spring break tips; also, Peter Boyle stops by to help translate the real meaning of bumper stickers. Written by Anonymous

Carlos hits the street to find out what the race of the future will look like and helps people with their problems through the use of cool RandB slow jams, such as Carlos Smoov.

Carlos sends a special message to baby 'Tom-kitten,' gives us a peak at his Hispanic version of The Soprano's (with special guest star Cheech Marin), and whips a group of whiny, stupid people into shape as Drill Sergeant Carlos.

Carlos hits the streets to ask Is Gay the New Black? and investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married in the first installment of That's F**king Historical.

Carlos looks back at some of his favorite moments from the second season so far and explains how he came up with all this crazy stuff - featuring clips from Wetback Mountain, his Kanye West video, and It's Hard out Here for a Ho with Dave Attell. Written by Anonymous

Carlos reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment, introduces a new music video by the mega rich Sheik Rapper, and shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.

Carlos treats a group of senior citizens to a sushi dinner to find out their thoughts on sex, politics, and immigration in Dinner for 75 and Over, and overhauls classic fairy tales with a Mencia spin.

Carlos makes his own version of Pirates of the Caribbean, starring Jamie Kennedy and Tracy Morgan, and also investigates if stereotypes are real by finding unwitting athletes to participate in the first-ever installment of Stereotype Olympics. Written by Anonymous

Carlos hits the streets to advise people how to make their dreams come true, talks with Tony Hawk about how to realize his own skateboarding dreams, and takes us into the future to see what the news will be like in 2026.

Carlos makes his famous DeeDeeDee catch phrase into a music video, and WWE's The Edge joins Carlos to co-host Royal Religious Rumble, a wrestling match between religious icons.

Carlos takes a look at advertising with an infusion of truth and spies on his biggest fan's middle-class white neighbors in a new segment Carlos calls Watching Whitey.