Johnny borrows the Turbo Tea House Time Machine to travel back in time to get pirate training from Blackbeard.Mr. Whack-O sends Robo-Pals to all of the children of Porkbelly.

Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary decide to start their own TV channel. Johnny thinks he is the greatest Sacred Sword 4 player ever.

The Tests spend the day at the Amusement park.Dad keeps saying no to Johnny, so he convinces the girls to make the perfect paternal facsimile!

Johnny and Dukey have the perfect Saturday planned. Johnny and Dukey are freaking out because Mom and Dad won't buy anymore icecream.

It's Pet Day at school and Dukey is excited, until he learns that Johnny is planning on taking Reptoslicer with him instead. Johnny wants the new Smash Bader 3 video game but is costs $40 and he only has $3.

An alien pod is destroying Porkbelly and stealing lots of cool stuff. Johnny and Dukey are bored. It's raining and they have nothing to do. So they sneak into Susan and Mary's lab.

Dad is fed up with Johnny not taking any responsibility and not doing his chores. Johnny's school assignment is to write a 500 word report on the Founding fathers of Porkbelly.

The General tells Mr. Black and Mr. White that the biggest threat to Porkbelly is Susan, Mary and Johnny Test.

Johnny and Dukey want to win a radio station prize, - a trip to Mt. Porkbelly to ski the awesome run Behemoth. There's a heat wave in Porkbelly and the kids are desperate to swim.

Johnny's report card isn't so good. Johnny and Dukey are in the middle of a neighbourhood water fight - and they're losing!

Mr. Mittens, a genetically altered cat, is terrorizing the animals of Porkbelly and turning them all into cats.

Mom and Dad try a new experiment - treat the kids like they're more grown up. Johnny and Dukey have their candy bars stolen by a swarm of bees.

Dukey and Johnny try to invent something that will make Johnny stronger and braver than Bumper. Johnny is exhausted because he is staying up all night pillow boxing with Dukey. So he asks his sisters to build him a sleep ray that will put him to sleep 1 million times faster. Written by Anonymous