After military father Hill's death, field action-gifted eldest son Pete became a regular war hero. For knocking down a dangerously irresponsible Co colonel, he's banished home to a tiny US Army 'rear' base in Florida, where his hopelessly looser klutz brothers, adoring Randy and cynical lazy Derrick, happily escaped all war action. Pete refuses to be reduced to 'misions' like finding a lost pet dog, so he resolves to get his team of inept soldiers in shape for war games, even against dauntingly fit visiting Italians. Written by KGF Vissers

When Randy questions his place in the Army after his marksmanship test, Derrick helps him embrace a new mindset in order to pass...but at what cost -- Meanwhile, Pete and Jill compete in an unorthodox series of challenges to determine who the better soldier. Written by Anonymous

Incessant, ostentatious hero-worship, especially from clingy Randy, and general familiarity in his platoon get too much for star veteran Pete, so he rents a mobile home just off base. Its basic quiet is soon disturbed as Randy and the others lay siege with a noisy party and bitter brotherly regrets. meanwhile the platoon must deal with irrational family anxiety about potholes, but the slightest veracity only fuels it further. Written by KGF Vissers

The sergeant major is desperate to break the long line of utterly humiliating defeats with fitting loser punishments in the annual charity football match against the Marines team. The Army rear unit finally have a shot, as Pete has a great quarterback record, but an Afghan front shoulder shrapnel wound proves cruelly disabling, so he must train his ultimate losers team. Hell-bent on seducing a young mother, Derrick keeps making impossible promises to her and goes way overboard by suggesting he can make come true her angelic son Sam's ultimate birthday wish: the safe, early repatriation from Afghanistan of his daddy. Randy can only contribute groundless enthusiasm and the CO laughs the idea away, until Pete suggests it could be a PR coup, out-staging the Marines in the public's eyes. Written by KGF Vissers

Despite general ridicule, especially from his brothers, Pete convinces the rest of his platoon to 'cheerfully' work their tail off in sissy Rodney Spratz's base home and on building 'with' him a 'sports course' for his son Tim, who respects nobody while his mother is deployed in action. A jest they're not 'real' soldiers completely turns Pete's attitude. Written by KGF Vissers

Pete is confronted by a girlfriend with whom he never broke up, before deploying to Afghanistan, and Jill must help him through the split. Meanwhile, Derrick and Randy test their dating skills without each other as wingmen and come to some startling revelations. Written by Anonymous

Sgt. Pete Hill and his Squad are put on clean up duty to get ready for an upcoming parade. He then tries to inspire them to take pride in this menial job.

On soldier appreciation day, Cody asks the Hill brothers to look after three Korean War veterans. The vets are in town for the funeral of Sergeant John Sullivan. They help the vets retrieve Sully's Unit Coin which was stolen from The Claymore by the marines 60 years ago. Written by Startr

Second Lieutenant Tyson Schneeberger tricks the platoon into being test dummies for his experimental automobile, Mondo Spider, causing its victims to run for the latrine. So Pete attempts to rescue them. Meanwhile, Sgt. Major Cody asks Derrick to take his self-portrait, but he turns out to be a very difficult subject. Written by Anonymous

When a prank war between Pete and Jill's platoons reveals Pete's hidden weakness, Derrick and Randy must help their brother maintain the respect of the platoon. Meanwhile, desk-bound Cody gets a chance to put his old soldier skills to work. Written by Anonymous

Anticipating a visit by a General, Cody pushes Pete to maintain insanely high standards among the Rear D. Meanwhile, Jill gains newfound respect for Randy after she is paired with him to prepare for the inspection.

Randy and Pete partake in Sgt. Major Cody's Army Ranger trials, reigniting their intense competition over everything. Things take a turn when Jill joins the trial and both brothers think they're in love with her. Meanwhile, Derrick feels emasculated by Erin's ex, and enlists the platoon to make him seem more capable of manly tasks than he really is. Written by Anonymous

The Hill brothers celebrate Pete's one year anniversary of almost dying in Afghanistan, otherwise known as his Alive Day. After the funding has been cut for the annual ball, which was going to honor Major Cody, Pete enlists the platoon to create their own ball to honor him. Written by Anonymous