Dan is invited to join Chris and Elise as they spend Thanksgiving with Elise's parents. Soon, he discovers that all is not as it seems.

Dan and Chris get jobs at the Mall's Christmas display. Before long, Dan runs afoul of the Mall Santa. Who will triumph?

Dan is convinced that his neighbors are up to no good and tries to drive them out of the building.

Dan wants to destroy a dance contest in Pasadena that Chris and Elise are entering. Chaos results.

Dan is aggrieved that the ATM fee at his bank has gone up. He recruits Chris to help him take down the bank.

Dan is convinced there's a monster under his bed. But how do you fight a monster?

When Chris shirks his daily responsibilities to play golf with his boss, Dan and Elise find themselves reluctant accomplices in an elaborate revenge plot against the sport in an effort to release Chris from its clutches.

Fed up with Chris and Elise's overemphasis on fitness and the trainers who play up its importance, Dan wages war on his local gym only to uncover a shocking secret conspiracy.

Upset that his crush is getting married, Dan makes his way into the wedding party and attempts to ruin the wedding from within!

Seduced by a intriguing but secretive beauty and enraged when his cat goes missing, Dan finds himself entangled in a web of secrets and lies in what might end up being the biggest mystery of his life.

After getting his car destroyed (yet again), this time by a real, living dinosaur created in a secret government experiment, Dan enlists Chris and a television reptile expert to help him have his revenge.

Fed up with the dumbing down of America, Dan heads to the Governor's office to seek revenge on the decision-makers behind the nation's seemingly ever sinking collective I.Q.

Harassed day and night by an unyielding telemarketer, Dan sets out to get even, only to find himself the target of a previous nemesis' plan for retribution.

Humiliated on television by a slimy Hollywood reality TV producer, Dan attempts to ruin the popular genre for good and still make off with the coveted grand prize - a trip to Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp!

Annoyed by rampant examples of bad parenting everywhere he looks, Dan sets out to adopt his own child to prove he would be the best parent ever.

When a new megamart moves into his neighborhood, fueling a consumer buying frenzy, threatening to close down some of his favorite local haunts, and sending Chris into a dangerous downward spiral of spending, Dan is determined to destroy the grocery goliath. Written by Anonymous

A petty fight over ownership rights of a mutually beloved piece of film memorabilia turns into a fight to the death when Dan and Chris go head-to-head in a battle that might just spell the end of their friendship forever.

It's high noon for Dan when a chintzy dude ranch refuses his request for a refund and he sets out on a treasure hunt in the desert, pursued by nefarious gunslingers.